wiitangclan:

wiitangclan:

the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage 

apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you

(Source: tapdancers, via a-dying-dream)

Have you ever wanted to kiss someone really really badly

But you can’t because they’re taken, not interested, too far away, don’t know you exist, or fictional

(Source: sir-pimp-master-arthur, via a-dying-dream)

nikaalexandra:

do you ever hear someone’s name and just

(via a-dying-dream)

burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

(via a-dying-dream)

beyoncebeytwice:

when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt

(via a-dying-dream)

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

(via a-dying-dream)

meanwhile in twitter…

moments later…

(Source: cjhatesboredom, via a-dying-dream)

sodamnrelatable:

First day 

Rest of the year

Last day 

(Source: isthisevenreal, via a-dying-dream)

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

(via a-dying-dream)

shubbabang:

davestridersturkeygirlfriend:

shubbabang:

davestridersturkeygirlfriend:

for every note this gets ill eat another hot pocket

better hope you have a shit ton of hot pockets then

IT HAD SIX FUCKING NOTES AND THEN YOU REBLOGGED IT

ENJOY YOUR HOT POCKETS

(Source: msthiefoftime, via a-dying-dream)

goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “shut up” and the other says “make me”

(via a-dying-dream)